{"id":613,"date":"2010-10-21T00:05:10","date_gmt":"2010-10-20T22:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/?p=613"},"modified":"2010-10-21T00:05:10","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T22:05:10","slug":"im-not-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/?p=613","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not dead!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like i need to post something here, just to let you folks know I&#8217;m not lying in a ditch somewhere or jobs are so bad i spend most of my time in some seedy neighborhood giving blow jobs to people just to pay my software subscription fees (actually, i think a drug addiction might be cheaper than having your artery attached to the Autodesk IV)<\/p>\n<p>No, the reason is much more positive, things are going so well, that once work is done and spare time kicks in, i hardly have the energy to do something other than lie on the cough, playing with my XBox or myself, or both.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m not abandoning this site and i am planning on dumping some stuff on here in the future, tutorials, various plug-ins and scripts, but most of it needs cleaning up, and, well, see the previous paragraph.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like i should finish up with something witty, but, fuck it&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like i need to post something here, just to let you folks know I&#8217;m not lying in a ditch somewhere or jobs are so bad i spend most of my time in some seedy neighborhood giving blow jobs to people just to pay my software subscription fees (actually, i think a drug addiction&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":614,"href":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions\/614"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.svenneve.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}